And You Thought YOUR Wedding Planning Was Complicated…

The wedding, set for July 31, is so cloaked in secrecy that in Washington, where the mother of the bride holds down a day job running international diplomacy for President Obama, details are harder to ferret out than the president’s Afghanistan strategy. Even guests do not know the locale; invitations came with instructions to be within driving distance of Manhattan, plus a promise that specifics would be sent a week before the big day.

The couple? Chelsea Clinton, 30, and Marc Mezvinsky, 32, “an investment banker at 3G Capital Management and a son of two former Democratic members of Congress, one of whom served prison time for fraud.”

Read the full story about the social event of the year in the New York Times. Sorry to say, they did not ask me to officiate :>(